60min ✦ $125 ✦ +30min addon available at booking

as your astrologer-of-the-moment, i guide you through 🌟your star story🌟 - i teach you about the language of your natal chart, aiming to give you clarity and/or validation about the “hows” and “whys” of your life. i focus on the eight visible planets, the two luminaries (our soulful sun and mystical moon), and a couple of cosmic assistants (chiron and ceres) as a compass. this reading (and astrology in general!) is also an excellent problem-solving tool, as i offer space to ask specific questions about your internal and external life, using your chart as a spotlight.

my goal as your celestial reader is to illuminate your truth, rebalance your trajectory, remind you of your competence, and offer you magically mundane tools that are supportive and grounding in your earthly life. 🍄 whether you’re here to receive answers or just take a closer gaze at your soul, i’m eager to illustrate the map of your existence in an easily digestible, deeply nourishing, and delightfully whimsical fashion.

60min ✦ $85 ✦ +30min addon available at booking

in ✨the astrological teaspoon✨, i take your hand n guide you through your astrological “handshake” - your sun, moon, and rising signs, your houses, chart ruler, and anything else that grabs my attention. this is an ideal offering for those unfamiliar with their personal astrology and are looking for a baby step into their celestial comprehension.

90min ✦ $150

most tarot readings are driven by a question or an overall theme of what to discuss (love, career, family, creativity, etc). after ‘setting the stage’ and tapping into all relevant vibes, i shuffle my deck of tarot cards as i focus at the energy at-hand. once i feel ready, i start pulling cards, using the visual archetypes and a sprinkling of intuition to guide me for insight and clarity on your current happenstance.

the accuracy of a tarot reading is rooted in the overarching and mundane themes in the cards themselves, creating a conduit from your inner-world to the guidance of the fool’s journey.

as your astrologer, i require:

• a date of birth

• a location of birth

• a time of birth (as accurate as possible)

fyi: a natal chart reading doesn’t always have to relate to us humans. i’ve done readings for businesses, product release dates, wedding days, first days of jobs, and other whimsies. many non-alive experiences can also experience a ‘first breath.’

holowave is a healing modality wherein my body talks to your body through a mixture of muscle testing and psychic channeling. this intricate energetic conversation guides me through a big, fat binder full of blockages, beliefs, emotions, motifs, archetypes, and other modalities (yoga, tarot, crystals, herbalism, etc.) to gain subtle information and gentle solutions.

the root of holowave is to offer yourSelf the most beneficial and appropriate path towards healing on all planes.

all i need from you is an open heart and a big bottle of water - hydration is the key to keeping the holowave channel crisp and clear. 💧

many clients experience mental, emotional, and/or physical drowsiness after a session. try to keep your holowave days light, unhurried, and kind. scheduling a nap post-holowave is never a bad idea. :-)

all live sessions will either take place over discord or zoom; you will specify your preference while booking. both are downloadable video conferencing programs that can be or accessed through your browser or your phone. webcam is not required - your comfort comes first! text-based consultations can be accommodated for hard-of-hearing/deaf querents.

you are welcome to record your own session! an addon is available at booking if you would like me to record the session on your behalf. the video file will be sent via email within 48 hours after the consultation.

no written summary of your session will be provided - so show up with a journal and your favorite pen if you wanna take notes!

all new schedule openings will be available two weeks in advance. at the moment, my business days are mondays, wednesdays, fridays, and some weekends. book a session below.

whimsymail subscribers and members of the bff garden get priority booking. i also recommend keeping up with faezi’s bsky to see announcements of when booking has opened up every month.

i require all clients to peruse my ethics & policies page before booking a reading. i wanna make sure we’re all on the same page, energetically.

i also recommend peeping my faq for more in-depth information on all of the above, as well as more insight on myself, my practice, and other intricacies of live readings (cancellations, tipping, etc). 🦋